We need a large billboard like the one in Boston! One that states the facts and nothing but the facts. It should read:
GUN CONTROL KILLS 15 CHILDREN EVERY DAY IN BOSTON!
PROTECT YOUR FAMILY AND YOURSELF.
LEGALLY OWN A FIREARM!
FOR YOUR DEFENSE AND THEIRS.
Brought to you by people with brains.
A non-profit organization.
Or even better:
Philadelphia- 208 homicides
Chicago- 446 homicides
Los Angeles- 487 homicides
Detroit- 374 homicides
What do these cities have in common?
STRICT GUN CONTROL!
SAVE A LIVE! BUY A HANDGUN!
Brought to you by PWTHITA
(people without their heads in their !@#)
Let me know if we can rent ad space.
You're forgetting...
...the murder capital of the nation, my fair Baltimore.