Reality Day

I think I'm going to start up a new special day, like Earth day or Quit Smoking day. My idea is "Take a liberal to reality day". On this day, every year, you take some left-wing, weak kneed, flaming liberal outside and show them some REAL reality. No "reality TV", no CNN, no Obama bin laden whispering sweet NOTHINGS in their ear. Nope. Instead you show them how the world works in real time not out of some liberal based economics text from USC Berkley.
Ahhh, who the heck am I kidding? I'm too lazy and they're too dumb. Oh well, another genius idea wasted.

Well,

It's the thought that counts! =)